Escape Valve

Dexter's been my company since yesterday. He's a serial killer with a serious code of honor - he "just" kills other serial killers who kill innocent people. He has no feelings for anybody or anything, he's seriously psichologically damaged and he fakes all human interactions in his life. When I say all I REALLY mean ALL. But still, what an adorable company! I'm completely in love with this series. I planned my day today based on it. I planned my day tomorrow based on it. I have to go out with a friend in some minutes because it's his farewell (can't talk about it now otherwise I'll get sadder) but it's a proof of love and friendship: I don't work tomorrow and I could spend all night long oh yeah baby watching Dexter.

Watching something very catchy is what I do when I want to escape from the reality. My life's been messier than ever and I truly needed something other than going out and partying to pull myself together. Dexter's been helping me to keep myself content. Thanks, Dex! Now go find out who's the ice truck killer - and finish him!

Believe me or not, this real life Ned Flanders is, actually, Matt Damon. This is how he'll look in his next movie, The Informant. It should be forbidden that good-looking, charming and hot actors, who are always in my dreams of naughty nights under the sheets, play characters where they look something between Donald Trump and a nerd pedophile. Anyway, he's still one of my muses. With Village People mustache or not, he's still Matt, the guy with a name that sounds very interesting for me. Don't ask me why, it makes sense only in Portuguese. I'd still marry him, despite the hair and the mustache. 'Cause a girl must stand up for what is right, and what could be "righter" than Mr. Damon kissing me? Can't think of anything else. In case you're wondering what I'd do about this hideous mustache, the answer is simple: electric shaver as a wedding gift. Plus a card saying that my biggest fantasy of all times is a "mustacheless" (haha) man. Done! Perfect Matt back again!