Believe me or not, this real life Ned Flanders is, actually, Matt Damon. This is how he'll look in his next movie, The Informant. It should be forbidden that good-looking, charming and hot actors, who are always in my dreams of naughty nights under the sheets, play characters where they look something between Donald Trump and a nerd pedophile. Anyway, he's still one of my muses. With Village People mustache or not, he's still Matt, the guy with a name that sounds very interesting for me. Don't ask me why, it makes sense only in Portuguese. I'd still marry him, despite the hair and the mustache. 'Cause a girl must stand up for what is right, and what could be "righter" than Mr. Damon kissing me? Can't think of anything else. In case you're wondering what I'd do about this hideous mustache, the answer is simple: electric shaver as a wedding gift. Plus a card saying that my biggest fantasy of all times is a "mustacheless" (haha) man. Done! Perfect Matt back again!